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The Leyton Orient End of Season Awards for Season 16/17:
The 'Young Young Player of the Year' award sponsored by Cow & Gate Baby Milk: Steven Alzate for his performance against Hartlepool and then heading home on a BMX.
The 'Young Player of the Year' award sponsored by Pampers Training Pants: Sam Sargeant for playing a considerable amount of games in goal, just three years after learning to catch the ball.
The 'Old Young Player of the Year' award sponsored by Youngs Brewery: Paul McCallum for making it to 23 years of age and still being allowed to play.
The 'Saga Holidays Special Mention' award: Michael Collins for not pulling his hair out having to look after a bunch of youths.
The 'Gagliardi Special' award: Teddy Mezague for being the first defender that can't read a bounce. Ever.
The 'Jimmy Smith Disappearing Act' award: Sammy Moore. Where on Earth has he gone?
'Leyton Orient Supporters Club' player of the year award goes to Romain Vincelot.
The 'Adam Legzdins Great Escape' award goes to Ollie Palmer. Well played lad.
The 'Chairmans Manager of the Year' award: Andy Bitch Boy Hessenthaler.
The 'Vito Miceli Puppet' award: Ulrich N'Nomo for not doing much and picking up a wage.
The 'Angelieri, What The Fuck Am I Doing Here' award: Kennedy, Kelly, Massey, Parkes and Weir.
The 'Joshua Birtwistle are you really injured?' award: Yvan Erichot who hasn't been sure if he's been injured or not all season.
The 'Ollie Palmer, I Ain't Coming Back' award: Jordan Bowery.
The 'Jordan Bowery, He called Me A What?' award: Ollie Palmer.
The Board's 'Charisma' award goes to Alberto Cavasin.
Goal of the Year award goes to Jens Janse for his goal and performance in the face of adversity against Blackpool.
The 'Callum Kennedy Going Through The Motions' award: Andy 'Go on then i'll take the job because i'm waiting to hear from a better one' Edwards.
The 'Danny Edwards You Are Effing Tired' award goes to Alex Cisak.
Jack Skellington 'Nightmare Before Xmas' award goes to Nicky Hunt.
And finally the 'Omar Riza Effing Geezer' Stone Island jacket goes to Liam Kelly for pushing a ballboy over.
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